Genesis 4

1.And Adam knew Eve his wife; and she conceived, and bare Cain, and said, I have gotten a man from the LORD.


So Who was the father Adam or god?


2.And she again bare his brother Abel. And Abel was a keeper of sheep, but Cain was a tiller of the ground.


The implication here is her children were born adults ????
So Eves Minge that god made must have looked like a hippo's yawn.


3.And in process of time it came to pass, that Cain brought of the fruit of the ground an offering unto the LORD.
4.And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the LORD had respect unto Abel and to his offering:

This early "god is showing his true colours. There's Cain working his arse off, tilling, seeding, weeding and harvesting. Able lazing around watching sheep chew the cud, and who does he favour?


5.But unto Cain and to his offering he had not respect. And Cain was very wroth, and his countenance fell.
6.And the LORD said unto Cain, Why art thou wroth? and why is thy countenance fallen?


Again gods alledged omniscience conspicuous by it's abscence.


7.If thou doest well, shalt thou not be accepted? and if thou doest not well, sin lieth at the door. And unto thee shall be his desire, and thou shalt rule over him.


You can understand him being pissed off lets face it this is possibly the first example of a prejudice that is still rife today.


8.And Cain talked with Abel his brother: and it came to pass, when they were in the field, that Cain rose up against Abel his brother, and slew him.

I can't help thinking that the original moral of this tale was intended to try and prevent this kind of unfairness in the work environment.


9.And the LORD said unto Cain, Where is Abel thy brother? And he said, I know not: Am I my brother's keeper?
10And he said, What hast thou done? the voice of thy brother's blood crieth unto me from the ground.
11.And now art thou cursed from the earth, which hath opened her mouth to receive thy brother's blood from thy hand;
12.When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.
13.And Cain said unto the LORD, My punishment is greater than I can bear.
14.Behold, thou hast driven me out this day from the face of the earth; and from thy face shall I be hid; and I shall be a fugitive and a vagabond in the earth; and it shall come to pass, that every one that findeth me shall slay me.
15.And the LORD said unto him, Therefore whosoever slayeth Cain, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold. And the LORD set a mark upon Cain, lest any finding him should kill him.


Wait a minute! Who is there to kill him ?


16.And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden.


So now god is not omniprescient either.


17.And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.


Wife? Where are all these other people appearing from all of a sudden ?and how does one man build a city, a hamlet or maybe a very small village I can believe, but a city.!


18.And unto Enoch was born Irad: and Irad begat Mehujael: and Mehujael begat Methusael: and Methusael begat Lamech.

Just an observation but....No mention of women here.


19.And Lamech took unto him two wives: the name of the one was Adah, and the name of the other Zillah.
20.And Adah bare Jabal: he was the father of such as dwell in tents, and of such as have cattle.
21.And his brother's name was Jubal: he was the father of all such as handle the harp and organ.
22.And Zillah, she also bare Tubalcain, an instructer of every artificer in brass and iron: and the sister of Tubalcain was Naamah.
23.And Lamech said unto his wives, Adah and Zillah, Hear my voice; ye wives of Lamech, hearken unto my speech: for I have slain a man to my wounding, and a young man to my hurt.
24.If Cain shall be avenged sevenfold, truly Lamech seventy and sevenfold.
25.And Adam knew his wife again; and she bare a son, and called his name Seth: For God, said she, hath appointed me another seed instead of Abel, whom Cain slew.26And to Seth, to him also there was born a son; and he called his name Enos: then began men to call upon the name of the LORD.

What a talented family, mastering all these diverse talents but no mention of the brewer's of beer , the vintners, coopers or potters which must have existed because the narrator of these last few verses must have been very drunk.