Genesis is "Cockeyed"

So... According to James' idea "Let's take one topic at a time" I begin with the Genesis Chap-1. Lets start from Genesis Chap 1...

According to Bible...
In the beginning there was nothing....

Genesis 1:1
"In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth."

Where from the other 7 planets come?
Where is the heaven?
Does the heaven include all the planets?

Genesis 1:26
"And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth."

What is about that "us" and "our" thing? Numerous Gods?
Was God a pure chauvinist? Why did he create male first?
If he created Man in his own Image, Is God a male entity?

Genesis 2:9
"And out of the ground made the LORD God to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil."

Why did God made "the tree of knowledge and life" grow?
He made it grow, okay, But why at such a strategic position "midst of the garden"?
To attract negative attention, or to play with the curiosity of Men?

Genesis 2:17
"But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die."

What a great lie in the Second Chapter of Bible!!
We recall Adam did not die. So God uses falsity to imbibe fear??

Genesis 2:21
"And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;"

Did he really take? Why did he take?
If he took, why didn't men lose a rib bone hence?
Why ever he needed a rib bone? Couldn't he create Eve out of air?

Genesis 1:27
"So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. "

Genesis 2:7
"And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul."

Genesis 2:22
"And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man."

Oops, there goes it... What a catch!!
He made Adam and Eve in Genesis 1 and again in Genesis 2, My ---!
How many times would he need to make a simple easy thing!
If he created a Woman because Man was lonely or needed to procreate, why didn't he think earlier about a Woman? and kept Adam waiting...

Genesis 2:24
"Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh."

Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

WTF? ). I wont leave my parents in any condition!!
Talking of Hindu Scriptures though full of myths, are far better in this subject from Bible.
What will happen to the parents when they are old? Who will look after them?

Why a man's wife? Why can't a woman be independent of man?
Why Did God create the present difficulties in a woman's life?
Don't you think the social problems are due to such "cockeyed" Books?

Genesis 3:1
"Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?"

So Did the omniscient not repent for his creation of the serpent?
Is not he sole responsible for the propagation of Satan into Human ear?
So... In Genesis days Cattle mooed, Birds chirped, but Snakes could speak!

Genesis 3:9
"And the LORD God called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou?"

Our omnipresent God called out to someone to know where was he...
Who is Adam? Who named him Adam? The author?

Genesis 3:14
"And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:"

So how did the serpent moved before the curse? Could it walk!!
No no no no... Your curse is expired God!!
The Serpent now eats live men and cattle, no more dust!!

Genesis 3:17
"And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life;"

Is it another crime to give ear to wife's words?

Genesis 3:22
"And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:"

God became so fearful of his own creation, he drove them out of Eden>>
Now if we discover immortality somehow, there will be no attributes of God special.

Genesis 4:4
"And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the LORD had respect unto Abel and to his offering:"

To all the worshipers of God.. God loves fat offerings. He is very partial towards juicier, tempting, pieces of steak. He did not care how much Cain had to work to bring forth a fruit of the ground.

Genesis 4:16-18
"And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden."
And so my dear friends, don't fear! God is limited, you are far away from his presence if not in Israel!!
"And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch."

"And unto Enoch was born Irad: and Irad begat Mehujael: and Mehujael begat Methusael: and Methusael begat Lamech."

Wow!! Whoa Whoa Whoa! So there was an another land!
Where from they come? Were they aliens...
(If not, the people were other "Adam"s of God.. )

Who is that Girl? Who did Cain have sex with?
Not EVE as he was banished far away from EVE!
Then Who??
So many sons, grandsons, grand grandsons? Where from the wives come? "Land of Nod"?

So the answer is INCEST? Is it so? My --- That's a sin!
The Last Questions disturb me a lot, a lot. Please if there is someone who could help me in this plight, please help me... always open to answers...
I will be going to sleep now!! Might I get answers in my dream...
More to come...