Genesis is "Cockeyed"


Genesis 6:6-7
“And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.”
“And the LORD said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.

Though the BIBLE was written in a style that readers will only think of mankind’s evil ways, and the merciful God.
But being a little strong at heart you can feel “all that happens in this world, in space and time must be credited to our transcendent God
Why did Lord God feel grief in his heart?
Why did he repent about making humankind?
Didn’t he know that placing the tree of knowledge and life in a strategic position will attract human attention? And there will be nothing for God left to do!!

Genesis 6:9
“These are the generations of Noah: Noah was a just man and perfect in his generations, and Noah walked with God.”

I just can’t get this “walking” thing. Many a times in Bible I have found Men “walking” with God!!
How can one walk with God? There is a passage from the renowned book “God: The failed Hypothesis”

A Transcendent Being Cannot Be Omnipresent
1. If God exists, then he is transcendent (i.e., outside space
and time).
2. If God exists, he is omnipresent.
3. To be transcendent, a being cannot exist anywhere in space.
4. To be omnipresent, a being must exist everywhere in space.
5. Hence it is impossible for a transcendent being to be
6. Therefore, it is impossible for God to exist.

Therefore, another conclusion can be taken is:

3. Walking like other verbs needs a specific time and space to be done.
4. But God is transcendent, therefore can’t be limited by space and time.
5. Hence it is impossible for transcendent God to walk.
6. Hence Genesis is a proved folly again!!

Genesis 6:15
“And this is the fashion which thou shalt make it of: The length of the ark shall be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height of it thirty cubits.

Genesis 6:19
“And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female.”

After Men evolved into Homo sapiens, there was no other Evolution or Creation not attracting the human eye.
Therefore it can be stated any living being which we see today or know to be living, is impossible to be non-living at Noah’s time.
So as we perceive today,
Unique Animals in America: Maned Wolf, Giant Anteater, Anaconda, Jaguar,
Unique animals in Australia: Marsupials like Kangaroos and Koalas and Marsupial Mice, Dingo, Platypus, Wallaby, Koala, Echidna, Wombat, Kookaburra, Emu, Bandicoot, Numbat.
Must have been alive at the date, and as God’s command Noah must have brought them into his ark, the problem is:
If he went to America and Australia at such an early period then what need did Columbus have to discover America or the Portuguese sailors to include Australia in the World Map?
Europeans have long regarded kangaroos as strange animals. Early explorers described them as creatures that had heads like deer (without antlers), stood upright like men, and hopped like frogs.

Genesis 6:21
“And take thou unto thee of all food that is eaten, and thou shalt gather it to thee; and it shall be for food for thee, and for them.”

How did Noah care for all the animals?
Was the ark big enough?
There had to be enough room to store enough food to last Noah and his family, plus all of the animals, at least a year and maybe more depending on how long it took for vegetation to grow back. That’s a lot of food! What about drinking water?
Is it realistic to believe that Noah’s boat was big enough to store all of these animals and all of this food and water for over a year?

The ark would be 550 feet long, 91.7 feet wide and 55 feet high.
What about all of the excrement produced by all of these animals?
How did 8 people manage to feed all of those animals and deal with tons of excrement on a daily basis?
And as mentioned they had to this for 53 weeks!!
What about animals with specialized diet? That’s carnivorous animals, cannibalistic animals and Leaf-eaters?
How did plant-life survive? What about insects?

Genesis 7:20
“Fifteen cubits upward did the waters prevail; and the mountains were covered.”

This verse is a contradiction in itself!!
How come 15 cubits of rain can cover all the mountains?
The Mt. Everest is 19352.5809 cubits, and Mt. Ararat has twin peaks known as the Great Peak and the Little Peak. The height of the Great Peak is 11277.3333 cubits, and the height of the Little Peak is 8560 cubits.
Such short-sightedness is a killer!!

Genesis 7:21-22
“And all flesh died that moved upon the earth, both of fowl, and of cattle, and of beast, and of every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth, and every man:”
“All in whose nostrils was the breath of life, of all that was in the dry land, died.”

Does "All flesh" include Whales and Sharks, and other aquatic animals?
I guess upwards of 15 cubits you can definitely find Dry land!!
There are about 1 million plus aquatic species, and much flora and fauna exist on the mountains today, which possibly were unaware of the great flood!!
Did the aquatic animals take heed of the ark?, Did not they need to be killed?

Genesis 8:21
“And the LORD smelled a sweet savor; and the LORD said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man's sake; for the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth; neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done.”

The imagination of man’s heart is evil from his youth!! Who is responsible for this, Almighty God??
Why can’t you cure us again and make us forget every thing that is vicious and evil?

Genesis 9:2
“And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all that moveth upon the earth, and upon all the fishes of the sea; into your hand are they delivered.”

The Lion and Tiger and the Serpent and Bear don’t listen to me God!! They don’t have any fear of the human race…
They creep into our house and take away one from us. They are so fearless that they bare their teeth at us, and growl and snap…

Genesis 9:14-15
“And it shall come to pass, when I bring a cloud over the earth, that the bow shall be seen in the cloud:”
And I will remember my covenant, which is between me and you and every living creature of all flesh; and the waters shall no more become a flood to destroy all flesh.”

Uh Oh!!
1. If God exists then he is Omniscient.
2. If the Bible is true then God needs to remember.
3. To be omniscient, a being doesn’t forget anything.
4. But to remember something, he must forget something.
5. But it is impossible to forget for an omniscient being.
6. But if he forgets he is not omniscient.
7. Now possibly the Bible is wrong or the God isn’t omniscient.
8. Anything might happen.

Now as I proved the God or the Bible is wrong, I can’t accuse the God because he is bigger than the Bible.
And as I am discussing the Bible here, I take the Bible to be wrong!! (Whatever, No choice )

Genesis 11:1
“And the whole earth was of one language, and of one speech.

I can accuse the Bible of a thing, and every priest and Bishop has to admit to that.
i.e. The Bible is very short-sighted!!

Explore the world and then have your comments!! How can a city-mouse comment upon the country-mouse?
What will happen to the Indus Valley Civilization? (The oldest and the most influencing civilization)
Where will the Yangtze Kiang Civilization go? (The most technically advanced civilization)
Tamil, Sanskrit, Telugu, Mandarin, who will speak these languages if everyone speaks Hebrew?
I am very pissed off at this verse.

Genesis 11:9
“Therefore is the name of it called Babel; because the LORD did there confound the language of all the earth: and from thence did the LORD scatter them abroad upon the face of all the earth.”

*#@$%!&# ****** To whosoever wrote this verse in Bible.
All the European languages are the gift of the Sanskrit and Tamil, and the South Eastern languages are from Pali and Telugu.
Mother, Father, Brother, Navigation, Trigonometry, etc. there is a long list of words
Click find it for yourselves!!
Sanskrit hath more spread than Hebrew!! How many people in the world speak Hebrew now? Only Israel!